Puppy update #2: revenge of the puppy

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02/14/2016 at 23:04 • Filed to: We get it Doc

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Well that escalated quickly.

She has already chased both cats, earning a strong right hook from the black cat. When the cats escaped, she started whimpering. She just wants to play!

Because she was born in a shelter and shipped across two states, she finds wet grass alarming to her world view.

She has some intense dreams. Every toe twitches at a different rate.

Three things she enjoys: biting things, eating things, and chewing everything.

The shelter said she and her siblings should be between 55 and 65 pounds. But I am looking at these damn gigantic paws and I am anticipating shenanigans.

Here’s another photo. Not a good as the cat swatting her from the high ground, but it’ll do.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:06

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so adorable


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:08

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No name yet?


Kinja'd!!! Alfalfa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:09

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I’ve been sharing all of these updates with my wife, who now wants your puppy. But to be fair, she says that about almost every dog ever.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two
02/14/2016 at 23:11

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Oh, right!

It is with great sadness that I announce that Hilux came in second place. The dog is named Luna, for reasons that make sense but are not interesting enough to tell out of context.


Kinja'd!!! Frenchlicker > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:12

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She reminds me of mine when they were puppies, prepare yourself for hell or prepare for intense training.


Kinja'd!!! Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:14

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Aw I was really going for Hilux. Great name!


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:21

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Shameless self-repost/cross-post:

Then I share with you, for puppy dreamtimes, “Clair de Lun a ”

PS: From one doc to another, super jelly. Good lookin’ pup there.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/14/2016 at 23:52

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She’s a cutie!

We have 2 cats and a dog. One cat has a love-hate relationship with the dog, and the other just has a hate-hate relationship with her. She’ll be minding her own business when the cat walks up and starts smacking the shit out of her.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > fhrblig
02/15/2016 at 00:47

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Cats are great!


Kinja'd!!! Burn-Spaz1966-Burn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 00:52

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The Dog Whisperer is on U tube and many other guides. If you understand behavior its easier to correct it. You are Happy, the Dog is happy. Win, Win.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 04:01

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We were told our pups parents were 45-50lbs. Our big girl is between 105-110 on any given day, depending on time if year and if she’s pooped. Trust the paw size, plan accordingly. Cute pup, and good luck!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/15/2016 at 08:29

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We just got a puppy (10 month American budog mix who weighs about 65 lbs) and all he wants is to play. Our other two dogs are around 10 years so they really aren’t in the mood. And the cats are cats so they get confused.

One puts up with nothing. As soon as he gets harassed, he just swats him once and puppy learns.

The other cat is terrified of him. Hides in corners and runs. It’ll take a while.


Kinja'd!!! Chasaboo > Burn-Spaz1966-Burn
02/16/2016 at 01:45

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I find the same is true of children. Understand their point of view, what they see, and you can get them to do some pretty amazing things.


Kinja'd!!! orcim > Cash Rewards
02/16/2016 at 03:47

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Ah. “Plan accordingly.” You mean “reate a food budget or impoverish self.” I get it.


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > orcim
02/16/2016 at 06:38

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There’s a decent chance I spend more on dog food than I do on food for me. Especially if I don’t count beer and coffee.